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Formally: oceancuteness

nargles-and-bow-ties:

The most accurate portrayl of British TV ever to be on British TV
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nargles-and-bow-ties:

The most accurate portrayl of British TV ever to be on British TV

fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10
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fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

(Source: ice-alchemist)

circuitfry:

cat-boots:

Death being a great motivator, again!

:’)
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circuitfry:

cat-boots:

Death being a great motivator, again!

:’)

textsfromgayswimmers:

nagisa was not allowed to join in

snowshu:

I WANNA SEND THE DESIGNER OF LEN’S PROJECT DIVA OUTFIT (AFFECTIONATELY CALLED THE TWINKSUIT) A THANK YOU NOTE AND MAYBE A FRUIT BASKET 
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snowshu:

I WANNA SEND THE DESIGNER OF LEN’S PROJECT DIVA OUTFIT (AFFECTIONATELY CALLED THE TWINKSUIT) A THANK YOU NOTE AND MAYBE A FRUIT BASKET 

When that one person logs on

didtheydiddleyet:

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It’s not cute or gracefull either it’s as if you actually body slammed into them its uncomfortable and painfull

hatsooneymiku:

Look at him.  Look at this stupid fuckface shota bitchdick asshole.  Kagamine Len is the biggest piece of shit that was ever made look at this piece of shit white mayonnaise banana haired doucenozzle.  That is literally Miku’s face.  Literally fuck you Len.  Fuck you too, KEI.  LOOK AT HIS GODDAMN PENCIL EYBEROWS AND THOSE SHITTY ELONGATED KNEES HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STAND ON THOSE CARVED PENCILS WHEN YOU HAVE A FUCKING HAND OF BANANAS DUCT TAPED TO YOUR FUCKING HEAD LOOK AT HIM ARE YOU EEING THIS
WHO W E A RS LEG WAR M ERS IN 2014 THIS MOTHERFUCKER D OE S I BET HE T HINKS HE’S THE SHIT LOOK AT HI S MILE
LOOK AT HI S STUPID SHOTA SMI LE HOLY SHIT I WANT TO RUB IT AG AINST A BANA UNTIL HIS FA C E IS MUSH WITH THE PASTE OF HI S FUCKING HAIR
GET YOUR FUCKING BANA DILDO HAIR OUT OF HERE AND FUCK YOU ALL DAMN YOU LEN
YEAH
DDAMN YOU AND ALL OF YOU THAT’S RIGHT SUCK IT
YA’LL NEED CHUCHf FUCK oyu OMM’ SO ANGRY
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hatsooneymiku:

Look at him.  Look at this stupid fuckface shota bitchdick asshole.  Kagamine Len is the biggest piece of shit that was ever made look at this piece of shit white mayonnaise banana haired doucenozzle.  That is literally Miku’s face.  Literally fuck you Len.  Fuck you too, KEI.  LOOK AT HIS GODDAMN PENCIL EYBEROWS AND THOSE SHITTY ELONGATED KNEES HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STAND ON THOSE CARVED PENCILS WHEN YOU HAVE A FUCKING HAND OF BANANAS DUCT TAPED TO YOUR FUCKING HEAD LOOK AT HIM ARE YOU EEING THIS

WHO W E A RS LEG WAR M ERS IN 2014 THIS MOTHERFUCKER D OE S I BET HE T HINKS HE’S THE SHIT LOOK AT HI S MILE

LOOK AT HI S STUPID SHOTA SMI LE HOLY SHIT I WANT TO RUB IT AG AINST A BANA UNTIL HIS FA C E IS MUSH WITH THE PASTE OF HI S FUCKING HAIR

GET YOUR FUCKING BANA DILDO HAIR OUT OF HERE AND FUCK YOU ALL DAMN YOU LEN

YEAH

DDAMN YOU AND ALL OF YOU THAT’S RIGHT SUCK IT

YA’LL NEED CHUCHf FUCK oyu OMM’ SO ANGRY

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zeltallica:

likeadisneyprincess:

doctorwhovian12:

Elsa got arrested

This is amazing.

let me go

let me go